What if I'd want to warn users that the list really only encompasses sports related domains? Genuinely want to follow the etiquette here, but I like being useful.

Mine is "Sustenance is actually beneficial to the coding"

I keep my cat in a locked closet, and she is coming up on 267 years, still going strong! I used to hear her playing in there, but nowadays she's much more quiet.

Wow you both are bigger trolls and worse at math than me!

That's the spot!