I hacked together a quick script to generate new HN story titles from your list of existing ones. It is a pretty shoddy job -- no syntax-level modeling -- but some of the ones it generated are still pretty amusing:
mark cuban: how to say facebook
how ravelry scales to remove ipad stories from wind
google patents its way to copenhagen
bert and rails ecosystem white paper
how phusion built a blog posting
2010 conference makes the last days of android phones
is like sex. it's better when harvard teaches networking
thunderbird and one hell of the illusion of music
customer development and lying with nginx
toddlers develop individualized rules for scalewell startup fund
bill gates sums up massive data failure leads to control robots
the fuel for running our financial system
i have become a programming language
the future of instant approval
scheme that 'cancer-proofs' rodent's cells
the design and getting your business
h.264 to reach 1 billion rows into the expression problem
the bible that runs on your vc "closing" fees
ask pg: quick tips on different sql implementations
the insanely great in the free version of iphone
scalable apps on vetting opportunities
mona lisa's smile a frozen sculpture of programming
coelacanth: lessons from moleskine to rule your code
Based upon that data it looks like the best time to submit the data is between 12 and 16 UTC.
Edit: This is with thirty seconds of tossing it through awk. It is pretty well distributed so maybe it is insignificant. I only counted articles that reached 1st place, you should parse it yourself rather than take my word for it of course. And a graph would be nice.
mark cuban: how to say facebook
how ravelry scales to remove ipad stories from wind
google patents its way to copenhagen
bert and rails ecosystem white paper
how phusion built a blog posting
2010 conference makes the last days of android phones
is like sex. it's better when harvard teaches networking
thunderbird and one hell of the illusion of music
customer development and lying with nginx
toddlers develop individualized rules for scalewell startup fund
bill gates sums up massive data failure leads to control robots
the fuel for running our financial system
i have become a programming language
the future of instant approval
scheme that 'cancer-proofs' rodent's cells
the design and getting your business
h.264 to reach 1 billion rows into the expression problem
the bible that runs on your vc "closing" fees
ask pg: quick tips on different sql implementations
the insanely great in the free version of iphone
scalable apps on vetting opportunities
mona lisa's smile a frozen sculpture of programming
coelacanth: lessons from moleskine to rule your code
results with people: do what would never launch