Note: I read the entire thread several hours before making this attempt so my results don't represent a good lab environment. Please let me know if I made any major errors.
Done! Thanks for taking the time to read this. My hope in posting the pastebin link was that other commenters might chime in if they saw glaring errors.
http://pastebin.com/UpLNgxKC
Note: I read the entire thread several hours before making this attempt so my results don't represent a good lab environment. Please let me know if I made any major errors.