I can't speak for the GP, but I believe their comment is parody. Keeping tools decoupled is, of course, very good -- systemd is the antithesis of that norm.
That is no problem. We had our comments scattered out into separate pieces, each doing their own thing in a non-standard comment idiom. In order to simplify and organize things better, I have created commentd which will combine them all into one comment. To save valuable disk space I have also compressed them and put them in binary format.
begin 644 -
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M;VYE9"!I="!O;F-E+"!B=70@22!T:&EN:R!)(&=O="!A=V%Y('=I=&@@:70@
)86QR:6=H="X*
`
end