I would welcome such a comment, it tempers what was admittedly my own hyperbole with a nuance of reality.

But yes, I doubt an American full-service car wash would recognizable in the Nordics.

I don't really know exactly what a 'full service car wash' means but I do know that car washes with optional polishing and interior cleaning are available here in Norway because I see signs for them in the next town to where I live. I imagine that they are much less common than in the US simply because wages here are high. But they do exist.

And of course we have the kind where you wash the car yourself using a high pressure water jet in addition to the drive through kind (both those with and without brushes).

You might have known that. I didn't.