I know. It was a joke. I thought someone with the username compiler-guy might appreciate it but I guess not.

Edit: otoh I've been a bit grumpy myself this week so who am I to judge. It wasn't a very good joke. I'll tell you the "youthful porpoise" one next time

Why wait? Now I'm curious.

The one I’ve heard ends with “transporting underaged gulls across staid lions for immortal porpoises”