"We did a most lazy-ass attempt at highlighting a hypothetical problem, so that we could then blow it out of proportion in a purportedly educational article, that's really just a thinly veiled sales pitch for our product of questionable utility, mostly based around Mentioning Current Buzzwords In Capital Letter, and Indirectly Referring to the Reader with Ego-Flattering Terms."

It's either that, or it's some 15 y.o. kids writing a blog post for other 15 y.o. kids.