I think this kind of weird misinterpretation of the buzzwords happens because most people don't actually read anything about agile. They just hear other people say they need to be doing "daily stand-up meetings", and they interpret what they think that means, instead of bothering to find out.
I had a wonderful example of this behavioral pattern last week. I was called into my project's first "sprint planning meeting" where I was asked to write down for the next 8 sprints which features would be delivered when. Of course, since we were now "doing agile" I was allowed to be off by one or two features every sprint. But it still had to all fit into 8 sprints, because the project's deadline was by the end of the 8th sprint, and we needed to be sure we would deliver the full scope by then. As pepe le pew so aptly described: "le sigh".
I had a wonderful example of this behavioral pattern last week. I was called into my project's first "sprint planning meeting" where I was asked to write down for the next 8 sprints which features would be delivered when. Of course, since we were now "doing agile" I was allowed to be off by one or two features every sprint. But it still had to all fit into 8 sprints, because the project's deadline was by the end of the 8th sprint, and we needed to be sure we would deliver the full scope by then. As pepe le pew so aptly described: "le sigh".