Oh no, new aspects of human sexuality to explore, what a terrible thing

You’re getting all the furries chiming in here.

Chairs would have a tail hole. Just imagine having to sleep and roll over with arms in the way!

I mean let’s not pretend this fetish doesn’t already exist and isn’t already actively being catered to in written and visual erotica.

Or various types of prosthetics. This fetish isn’t being “avoided” at all!

Exactly. Apparently OP didn't know Mew exists and has been fanfictioned in a million different sex acts (fanfucktion?).

My sweet, summer child~

I can guarantee that each of those sentences is repeated verbatim somewhere on a certain website.

EDIT: I swear I meant to type "almost verbatim." That said, Google is no longer a good authority for, "Is it somewhere online?".

You can just Google them in quote marks, and they only appear here.

Yes sex bad. Think of the women. I can’t even begin to imagine being in this pathetic neutered headspace.