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Why did the associate damage his thumb? Because his thumb got caught in the conveyor.

Why did his thumb get caught in the conveyor? Because he was chasing his bag, which was on a running conveyor.

Why did he chase his bag? Because he placed his bag on the conveyor, but it then turned-on by surprise

Why didn't he hit the off button on the conveyor instead of chasing it? Because he wans't near the off button?

Why don't we have multiple off buttons so you're never far from one? That's expensive, let's buy some tables instead.



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