Robots will need to become fat and human before they can ever generate Deepak Chopra Quality Woo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO2dPIdEaR4

"But as Deepak Chopra taught us, quantum physics means anything can happen at any time for no reason. Also, eat plenty of oatmeal, and animals never had a war! Who's the real animals?" -Professor Hubert Farnsworth

It probably ran in 500kb and cost nothing.