Oh gosh! Some anonymous coward is holding me accountable for something I'm not actually trying to do! I'm quivering.

You're responding to a guy who previously posted "How does being called a faggot hurt someone who is, in fact, a faggot?" [1].

Don't feed the troll.

[1]: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=6939266

Ah, missed that one. Thanks for the prompt; I should have recognized the trollishness earlier.