Hilarious... I liked this one linked from the article which created a patent out of the Communist Manifesto:

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Figure 1 is an isometric view of the progressive historical development of the proletariat.

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The present invention is itself the product of a long course. The present invention finds its fitting complement in the most slothful indolence. The present invention creates a world after its own image. The present invention endangers the existence of bourgeois property. The present invention becomes an appendage of the machine.

This is great.

[1] http://saaaam.s3.amazonaws.com/communist.pdf