Maybe you should stop trying. It's infuriating to have a simple webpage strain a 3 years old laptop. And crash firefox on Android because it requires too much ram. Please, for heavens sake stop that madness! Disabling pinch-to-zoom and similar Web 2.0 nonsense. Just stop. I usually use readability to fight the nonsense.

About Buffet: He seems to be a counterexample to current economic dogmas